And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt apply for a patent. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Six is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number to be reached..." One, two, six! Three, sir!








