Jokes

It is the number 6

Sunday, 23 January 2011 12:05 administrator

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt apply for a patent. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Six is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number to be reached..."

One, two, six!

Three, sir!

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Husband and Wife

Sunday, 07 November 2010 06:23 administrator

Hubby gets "I love you" tattooed on his penis and goes home to show his wife.

She says "There you go again, trying to put words in my mouth."

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The 7 Degrees of Blonde

Sunday, 07 November 2010 06:26 administrator

First Degree
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A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife said 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'

ETHEL.....HR

Monday, 04 January 2010 12:04 administrator

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.

Deaf Sex

Saturday, 02 January 2010 02:38 administrator

Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips.

After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.