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Husband and Wife

Sunday, 07 November 2010 06:23 administrator

Hubby gets "I love you" tattooed on his penis and goes home to show his wife.

She says "There you go again, trying to put words in my mouth."

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ETHEL.....HR

Monday, 04 January 2010 12:04 administrator

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.

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Deaf Sex

Saturday, 02 January 2010 02:38 administrator

Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips.

After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.

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Good attempt at saving a skunk

Thursday, 26 November 2009 06:04 administrator

Now now is PETA watching? So I'm driving home driving home from dinner last night with my wife, it's like 16 degrees out. Cold as hell. Icicles on your balls kind of cold. So anyways we're going around a slow corner and she (my wife) spots a baby skunk lying on the side of the road. Being the animal lover she is, I get yelled at to pull over and help the little guy.

"Fine, I'll stop but you gotta get out and help it." I say. So she jumps out of the car and picks up this baby skunk. Poor little guy is half frozen but still alive.

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Guts or Balls

Tuesday, 03 November 2009 00:36 administrator

There is a distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

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