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It is the number 6

Sunday, 23 January 2011 12:05 administrator

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt apply for a patent. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Six is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number to be reached..."

One, two, six!

Three, sir!

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The 7 Degrees of Blonde

Sunday, 07 November 2010 06:26 administrator

First Degree
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A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife said 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm...

Thursday, 31 December 2009 03:50 administrator

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it".Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with Wal-Mart; now you can follow me over to K-Mart."

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All I Need is a Miracle

Tuesday, 29 December 2009 06:10 administrator

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it. Lo-and-behold a genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The Unstoppable Virus

Monday, 28 December 2009 04:24 administrator

I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1960.