A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'
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Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day for February 07, 2012 is:
cacography • \ka-KAH-gruh-fee\ • noun
1 : bad spelling 2 : bad handwriting
Examples:
The letter was marred by cacography and poor punctuation, among other flaws.
"I sprang out of the car,…
I have been trying to create a database a of my movies and TV shows. Currently I have a lot of Movies up. Unless most people I prefer to turn on a good movie then read a good book so to know me is really to know what movies and tv shows I have seen in the past. Here is the list.
